1) I'm not asking you to return it. I'm asking you to give it to me. What happens to it after it gets into my hands is out of your control, therefore your record is intact.
2) Yes, but I figured if I give him his wallet, it'll act as a peace offering and he won't ask for your name. I'm pretty sure he hits harder than I do.
3) No, I'm not going to arrest you. I'm just balancing the scales so I don't have to.
I can deal with that do-gooder itch when it comes from the fact that you stole from people and keep your face from getting punched in by someone other than me. Win-win.
[So basically not about you, exactly, but she's being nice, which she wouldn't be otherwise.]
[No, he doesn't bother to ask where she lives, because he already knows. He also spends half an hour across the street, watching her building and her windows before walking up to the front door. He breaks into her mailbox and drops the wallet inside, then walks away]
There's a wallet in your mailbox that doesn't belong to you, counsel. You should probably do something about that. Someone might think you stole it.
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[Hi, Snart, it's your second favorite Lance sister.]
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Why?
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First of all, you realize you're asking me to return something that I allegedly stole. That, doesn't happen.
Also, let me get this straight: You're having coffee with Mr. All-American Blond with the Shoulders, and you're admitting to him that you know me?
Finally, is this a not-so-veiled threat to arrest me?
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2) Yes, but I figured if I give him his wallet, it'll act as a peace offering and he won't ask for your name. I'm pretty sure he hits harder than I do.
3) No, I'm not going to arrest you. I'm just balancing the scales so I don't have to.
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[So basically not about you, exactly, but she's being nice, which she wouldn't be otherwise.]
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[No, he doesn't bother to ask where she lives, because he already knows. He also spends half an hour across the street, watching her building and her windows before walking up to the front door. He breaks into her mailbox and drops the wallet inside, then walks away]
There's a wallet in your mailbox that doesn't belong to you, counsel. You should probably do something about that. Someone might think you stole it.
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I'll get right on that. Thanks for the heads up.
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I can only try and rectify what I know exists. Don't use any of them in front of me, and I won't have to.
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Duly noted. Enjoy your date with tall, blond, and handsome.
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[See you later, Snart. /scene]