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[coldlenny]

Leonard Snart (42) Thief. Liar. Criminal. Pansexual. Can you handle me?

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Comments

[prosecutorial]

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[coldlenny]

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How unexpectedly flattering~

[prosecutorial]

Don't get too many ideas. I just don't mind your company.

[coldlenny]

That's still a surprise, since we're supposed to be enemies ;)

I wouldn't mind being company for you again. Maybe closer than last time.

Though no kissing. I'm with your sister, now.

[prosecutorial]

Are you really?

[That surprises her, given Leliana, but she's not really in a place to judge. She's just glad she's being made aware.]

Thanks for the heads up. Wouldn't want to get our wires crossed again.

[coldlenny]

Yeah, our talk was helpful, so thanks. It's working.

Wires crossed?

[prosecutorial]

I'd rather not go down the Oliver Queen road again. Not that that was a possibility, necessarily, but still.

[There's a beat.]

Did she tell you about her, me and Oliver?

[coldlenny]

...Wait, there was a you, her, and Oliver Queen?

Please tell me it wasn't all at once. I can't handle that.

[prosecutorial]

No.

[a beat.]

Oliver and I were dating before the Gambit went down. He started sleeping with Sara behind my back. I found out when the ship went down.

[She tries to keep it as quick and clinical as possible, not wanting to get into too many of the emotions behind it.]

[coldlenny]

Oh thank goodness.

So he's even more of a douchebag than he looks on TV?

[prosecutorial]

He has his moments. But he's gotten a lot better since he got back from the island.

[coldlenny]

As cads go? Or has being lost at sea actually made him turn over a new leaf?

[prosecutorial]

New leaf. A lot of new leaves, actually.

[coldlenny]

Fantastic for him.

But enough about the poor little rich boy. I do believe you were about to tell me you'd like to do a little kissing, if it weren't for Sara.

[prosecutorial]

I don't think that was what I said.

[coldlenny]

Pretty sure it was.

[prosecutorial]

I think you're reading a little too far between those lines, Snart.

[coldlenny]

Or maybe I just make you nervous.

[prosecutorial]

Nervous? That's a heavy assumption. It takes a bit more than a guy like you to make me nervous.

[coldlenny]

Huh, I feel like I've heard something like that before.

[prosecutorial]

Maybe you underestimate more women than you think.

[coldlenny]

No, I just have a history of flirting with Lance women.

[prosecutorial]

So you think Sara and I have the same playbook?

[coldlenny]

Oh hell, no.

But she did say something similar to me, once. At least, it had a similar ring.

[prosecutorial]

Maybe we're just used to dealing with the same unimpressive playbook.