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[dinomite]

to mix drinks??? obviously???

it's a blender not a bomb

[coldlenny]

Wow, how stupid of me.

I meant, are you working at a bar or something? Or is it for personal use?

[dinomite]

well you asked the question

and no i don't work in a bar
i just want to mix ridiculous amounts of pina coladas or margaritas in the privacy of my home

your bartenders get judgy when i ask for frozen drinks
they must not share your hardon for ice puns

[coldlenny]

I'll talk to them. Seems like they need a little corporate reeducation if they're driving customers away. Frozen cocktails are great.

I'll get you the blender. You can make me a margarita. Heavy on the tequila.

[dinomite]

don't fire the curly haired girl though
she's cute

and you want tequila and ice right
two squeeze of lime and that's your margarita?

[coldlenny]

I wouldn't dream of it.

Sound's like my mother's recipe. Yeah.

[dinomite]

totally doable

you bring the blender i'll bring the booze
we can have a margarita party

[coldlenny]

Sounds like my kind of party~