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[dinomite]

question for you
if somebody needed to procure an amazing blender that can mix multiple types of drinks at the same time

are you the kind of guy who can help
i'll mix you a drink as payment

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[coldlenny]

A bit less profitable than my usual jobs, but I admit it's an amazing blender.

What do you want it for?

[dinomite]

to mix drinks??? obviously???

it's a blender not a bomb

[coldlenny]

Wow, how stupid of me.

I meant, are you working at a bar or something? Or is it for personal use?

[dinomite]

well you asked the question

and no i don't work in a bar
i just want to mix ridiculous amounts of pina coladas or margaritas in the privacy of my home

your bartenders get judgy when i ask for frozen drinks
they must not share your hardon for ice puns

[coldlenny]

I'll talk to them. Seems like they need a little corporate reeducation if they're driving customers away. Frozen cocktails are great.

I'll get you the blender. You can make me a margarita. Heavy on the tequila.

[dinomite]

don't fire the curly haired girl though
she's cute

and you want tequila and ice right
two squeeze of lime and that's your margarita?

[coldlenny]

I wouldn't dream of it.

Sound's like my mother's recipe. Yeah.

[dinomite]

totally doable

you bring the blender i'll bring the booze
we can have a margarita party

[coldlenny]

Sounds like my kind of party~